> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Minecraft so much, I owned all the diamond swords and golden apples.
> I pray to Notch every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Minecraft is love", I say, "Minecraft is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a toggling f-ggot.
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Minecraft
> I called him a c-nt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Notch
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear, "This is my server"
> He grabs me with his powerful 8-bit hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my a55 cheeks for Notch
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Notch
> I can feel my an-s tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Notch
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sword
> My dad walks in
> Notch looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's the ender now"
> Notch leaves through my portal
Minecraft is love, Minecraft is life