What kind of hacks would you use IRL?

[jake854]

LeafyGreenTea hacks and I will Nodus everything I see.

 

[RC_4777]

Derp

 

[Manos]

X-ray

 

[Mooclan]

I would just use an IRL version of Nodus or something.

Walk on Water - Troll ALL the religious people!
Fly Hacks - Also for trolling, and it would also make traveling absurdly easy, as well as many other things.
Forcefield/KillAura - Thank goodness this can be toggled, it'd be tough hitting people at all times. Still, very useful.
Xray - I would be the world's best detective! >:3 I actually probably wouldn't use it for what most other guys would. Maybe I'd go for a job in mining or the oil industry.
Regen - Yoooo, whaddup m8? Here, try breaking my bone! Try this one! HAH! Here's a knife... ok, now swing. Swing. Yes, I said SWING!!!

Strength - I'd be misleadingly skinny, but able to knock out a wrestler! >:3
And moar!

 

[Jspwn]

Flyyyyyyy Haxx

 

[Pixelatorx2]

Shapeshifting.... idk why.

 

[Jspwn]

Shapeshifting.... idk why.

That's not a hack?

 

[Pixelatorx2]

That's not a hack?

Yeah it is... I've seen someone turn into a pig, in vanilla

 

[Jspwn]

Yeah it is... I've seen someone turn into a pig, in vanilla

He's/She's either using a Mod or Plugin.

 

[523ashley]

For hacks, flying. For a super power, I want to travel through time so I can get a giant hover board, go back in time, put a dinosaur on the hover board, and ride the dinosaur (it would be a friendly dinosaur, though)

 

[Ironie_]

The ability to turn invisible. For you know what!

 

[Giggity69Goo]

I know this isn't a hack but I would love to have Optifine IRL