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your best greentext stories? (keep this pg-13 please)

Jexsy

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Post your best greentext :)

what if
>everyone peed soda
>like legit soda, not soda flavored pee
>the mass production of soda would be simple
>the plumbing system separates the soda, filters and pumps it to the factories
>everyone has different flavors
>people are insecure about their flavors
>someone who had cherry soda wouldnt be as accepted as someone with root beer
>becomes a sexual preference
>some girls say they won't date some guys with a certain soda
>soda racism begins
>coke pissers think they are superior to everyone else because they are most prevalent and popular (this is in irl too)
>grape soda pissers are enslaved
>in china, children are forced to piss for soda exports
Which soda is master race mcsg?

I obviously edited a lot of the racism out.
 

Ceroria

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I saw this one, that was like

What if when you take drugs it is the real world and the world without drugs is like actual drugs and that's why drugs are illegal.
But then if drugs are actually the world without drugs then taking drugs would just take you back to the world without drugs and you'd never be able to get to the real world anyway?!
 

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