zorrodc
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In case you didn't know, our lovely world here is coming to an end on December 21st, 2012. The Mayan calendar is changing over to a new calendar, replacing the old one. And because this is happening, the world will obviously go with it. I mean, come on, we better run.
"..In the French Pyrenees, authorities have temporarily closed access to a mountain in the southwest of the country to avoid throngs of people fleeing from apocalypse" What's that, France? You're cutting off innocent people's only escape? Shame on you.
So. What are you, an average MCSG player to do to survive this awful turn of events?
Well:
Stock up on food,
Water,
And backup generators for that computer.
(Remember to switch minecraft to "power saver" mode for maximum apocalypse MCSG time)
And make sure to #BlameMaya after your death on the survival games.
Maybe we could learn a lesson from the Russians, they've got it right:
"...In the Russian city of Tomsk, for example, a company is selling an "Apocalypse kit" that includes food and medicine with a bottle of vodka -- or tequila if the customer prefers."
Not bad, Tomsk, not bad.
Happy apocalypse!
-Zor
(It's not gonna happen. Just in case you didn't pick up on the sarcasm)
"..In the French Pyrenees, authorities have temporarily closed access to a mountain in the southwest of the country to avoid throngs of people fleeing from apocalypse" What's that, France? You're cutting off innocent people's only escape? Shame on you.
So. What are you, an average MCSG player to do to survive this awful turn of events?
Well:
Stock up on food,
Water,
And backup generators for that computer.
(Remember to switch minecraft to "power saver" mode for maximum apocalypse MCSG time)
And make sure to #BlameMaya after your death on the survival games.
Maybe we could learn a lesson from the Russians, they've got it right:
"...In the Russian city of Tomsk, for example, a company is selling an "Apocalypse kit" that includes food and medicine with a bottle of vodka -- or tequila if the customer prefers."
Not bad, Tomsk, not bad.
Happy apocalypse!
-Zor
(It's not gonna happen. Just in case you didn't pick up on the sarcasm)