a sad tale of love frindship and hatered

[kingrecon]

I was in us15 with a team of 3
it was me mark and someguy we meat just then
guy name joexeyexCottn
we all talk skpye to each other
there are about 10 live in game
we just camp corn cause nothing else to do (map is sg1)
i say 'i have board and want to go hunt.'
they say they stay watch and wate for me two come back
aftr while of no lucks i forced to come back corn
i com back to se all marks item on the floor.
joe is just kill mark and sits in them all
he toke marks iron boot and chest plate and then made iron sword!
i am enragd
he kill mark.
time for this b*#ch to die
i quakly eat a gold aple befor he engages in combat with me
we batle
i get him pretty low heatlh
he run into forest, i chse him for awhile.
i decide to giv up and com to corn back.
fiannly deathmach
look like joe went an died som place other
i loose deathmach
i wonder 'man if mark and me could have won game if not for joe >:|'
'and if it had not been for joe'
'id have won log ago'
'were did ya come from were did ya go?'
'where did ya come frm cotton eyed joe....'

 

[Angryjukebox]

i wonder 'man if mark and me could have won game if not for joe >:|'
'and if it had not been for joe'
'id have won log ago'
'were did ya come from were did ya go?'
'where did ya come frm cotton eyed joe....'

I. Love. You.

 

[Spike11]

Can we be friends?
Like now

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

Made me laugh

 

[DatPikachu]

Dude, learn to grammar.

 

[VeeZa]

You have the best stories

 

[Mark / TNTime12]

Poor you.....Joe is gonna die......trust me

 

[Zietra]

Gosh, dude. I like you.

 

[ExKing]

STILL a better love story than twilight...

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

YES! Just..... YES!!!

 

[Br00k]

I cry every time ;-;

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Joe must live for giving us an awesome story.