1,000 Invalid Reasons For Hacking

[Angryjukebox]

Hello!

This is an adapted post from another forum I'm on. Anyway, the object of this forum game is to have 1000 different, INVALID reasons for hacking on the servers. I'll start it off with an example and #1.

#1. My mouse doesn't left click so I needed to install forcefield!

 

[Gamer101luke]

#2 I can't sprint, so I need to have a button to make me go even faster!

 

[Zeno]

#3 I want the mods to ban me!

We will, still not a valid reason.

 

[Toast]

#4 I'm using a client that tracks other hacked clients to report hackers for you! I just happens to be called nodus!

 

[d4rkyy]

#5 I don't have a mouse, so I need aimbot! Seems legit.

 

[Spike11]

#6 Cant end games fast enough, must use X-ray

 

[Toast]

#7 I'm LeafyGreenTea's Alt. account.

 

[Gamer101luke]

#8 I can't hit people when they are running away so I need reach hacks

 

[Toast]

#9 I'm almost active member! You cant ban someone as awesome and sexy as me!!! (999th post )

 

[Gamer101luke]

#9 I'm almost active member! You cant ban someone as awesome and sexy as me!!! (999th post )

Hah i got there just before you. :3
#11 I have 69 wins! If you ban me those will go to waste

 

[Captain Dak]

I have no PVP skill and it makes me feel like I do when I can win by hacking.

 

[Flyer]

#12 Benja uses it. D: