5-6 Word Poem

[ImTheNarwhal]

Hi everybody, recently there was a 5 letter poem competition in the international newspaper of Ireland.
A lot of them were very interesting and could be interpreted in so many ways.
I'd like to see what your best 5 word poem could be!

I'll give you the top some examples that won from the newspaper:
"Never trust a skinny chef"
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
"Insomniac afraid of her own dreams"

 

[jtmboy]

"I really suck at school" haha just kidding, but in reality I am not the best writer

 

[Tuatara]

I'd sell my feelings on Ebay.

 

[Giggity69Goo]

The door opens,
She says goodbye

 

[Ceroria]

Quack quack quack quack quack. I think that fits in rather well with my new and incredible duck skin :]

 

[Zinc // Akash754]

1. ur actually all bad, sorry.

2. Life is a poem,
I farted.

3. Never trust randies
Wait, ur one.

4. I don't know what to say,

5. I need to think of poems

6. ur cool (he says)
wait, it's a mirror

7. these all sucked, i know

yeah bye

 

[Electrix]

Please forgive mistakes I've made.

Never forget what you can't control.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel.

 

[Atu]

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
That quote is currently in the language arts curriculum for Canada, it is to promote creativity at the start of the year.
It is not a poem, it is a 5 letter story, another example being: "The Last Man Heard A Knock"
If someone legit won a competetion with that, I would go to the next large Irish writing competition and copy and paste a plot summary of Harry Potter.

 

[Zinc // Akash754]

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"
That quote is currently in the language arts curriculum for Canada, it is to promote creativity at the start of the year.
It is not a poem, it is a 5 letter story, another example being: "The Last Man Heard A Knock"
If someone legit won a competetion with that, I would go to the next large Irish writing competition and copy and paste a plot summary of Harry Potter.

Harry Potter Kills Voldemort At Last

 

[Exzone]

It is not titles that honor men.
5 words. ;_;

 

[Scott]

Moderators teaming up against hackers.

 

[HashtagForTheWin]

when you find out she's taken