Bad Joke Theater

[RC_4777]

Guess what? (Someone respond with "What?")

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Guess what? (Someone respond with "What?")

No.

I hate Holocaust jokes, Jew have to be crazy to say them.

 

[RC_4777]

No.

I hate Holocaust jokes, Jew have to be crazy to say them.

That wasn't a holocaust joke... Please just someone say what, you probably won't be expecting what I say and it's not bad.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

That wasn't a holocaust joke... Please just someone say what, you probably won't be expecting what I say and it's not bad.

...What?

 

[RC_4777]

...What?

Chicken butt!

 

[Mr Dice]

Oscar Pistorius had been drinking when he killed his girlfriend, apparently he was legless.

 

[Toast]

Be wary, this next joke is a dirty one...

A black... unicorn fell in mud.

(It's funnier when you tell it to someone else)

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Oscar Pistorius had been drinking when he killed his girlfriend, apparently he was legless.

Roses are Red
Violets are glorious
Don't sneak up on
Oscar Pistorius