Best excuse for betraying somebody

[ulthar]

For betrayal. It was "You smell like barnacles dumb see creetur
For hax, No plz I good player. I hav donor. *Checks Stats* 0 wins out of 2000

 

[Ender_Harold]

My great-grandfather told me not to trust baccas.

 

[YouBetterRun]

This my excuse. Most players leave the server halfway through though : My pizza was delivered and while I was away to open the door en pay the person who brought it, jefeperro threw a rock through my window and jumped into my room. He gets attracted to betrayal so he immediateky finished you off and when I came upstairs he was already gone. Sorry man. Maybe we can team next time?

 

[Kezzer]

I was hungry and you had food

 

[Cubes]

jefeperro kidnapped my computer.

 

[Rhinoviru5]

oops my finger sliped

 

[plimpy41]

My finger slipped for the precise amount of time it took to kill you.

 

[ProHighJacker]

Sorry my cat told me to.

 

[TheManeEvent]

You had a mosquito on your arm. And body. And face. And legs. I tried killing it.

 

[Gunnishone]

Sorry, I was in the wrong window. I was meant to be on Cookie Clicker.

 

[MNGLOGANp]

"why did you /kill?"
>he rages quits

 

[jefeperro]

wow all of thisi makes me want to start backstabbing again....such hilarious reasons.