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best joke gets iron donor!!!

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valkorum

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wel since one joke doest count of mine

me:hey mum notch made over a million dollars from making minecraft
mum:well with that amount of money you'd think hed make some better graphics

not stolen
 

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A guy is fishing in his cabin and after 10 minutes his friend came and said; Man i wish you got some fish, he answered him "Well thats why its called fishing, or wishing...?"
 

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no one likes MINE :( lol (its a joke not ment for the comp this one)
 

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guys its 2 jokes and thats it i dont mind other posts but its not per day its just 2 over all, any post after ur first 2 that include a joke will not matter, even if u screwed up ur first 2 im sorry thats too bad :) i have seen some really funny jokes here ur making my job hard!
 

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What do you get when a Creeper walks in an Over 18 night club?

Empty bear bottles with a few explosions.
 

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How does one tell the difference between a Creeper and Zombie?

Hug the green creature, it'll explain a lot.
 

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why is the zombie wearing a blue shirt

answer: his green one is in the washingmachine
 
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