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[Cimmy]

Defense off Litan was playing

 

[KorStonesword]

He stood up and gazed out the window.

 

[Cimmy]

He saw a green jar of mayonnaise flying through the air

 

[RedMarzBarz_]

And to add to this extraordinary event, there was also an ant eater chasing after the jar of green mayonnaise.

 

[Valafia]

then he realised. It wasnt mayonaise, it was vomit.

 

[Cimmy]

The ant-eater flew after, reaching speeds of up to 2 whopping miles per hour

 

[Niall]

Though, he was not going to catch up to the vomit any time soon.

 

[Cimmy]

The mayo was simply flying too fast for the ant-eater.

 

[Trilexium]

In a sudden turn of events, the fly caught up to the vomit.

 

[Cimmy]

The ant-eater grabbed the jar by his left pinkie toe.

 

[ElectricElephantz]

He glanced downward, and with his left hand, pried open the jar, to notice something suspicious about the jar.

 

[iMightTroll]

The jar fell out of its hands and activated its jet engine and was flying 400 miles p/h