Corniest Pick Up Line

[KiDD]

"I r3k on MCSG, so go out wit me."

I rate corn 8/8 m8

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

Are you a dictionary? 'Cause you put meaning to my life



Ay gurl, are you my alt? 'Cause I use you all night 8)

 

[ImTheNarwhal]

Are you a dictionary? 'Cause you put meaning to my life



Ay gurl, are you my alt? 'Cause I use you all night 8)

You should change it to "tryhard you all night" 8)

 

[Zinc // Akash754]

I don't know any by heart but saw this one online...

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"

 

[kipje1122]

"im not a weather man but you can certainly expect a few more inches from me tonight"

 

[tayemack123]

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

 

[Braden]

My love for you is like a candle...if you ever leave me I'll burn your house down.

 

[FadingPixels]

Damn girl you have more curves than a racetrack.

 

[Kingyy_]

Are you a minecraft mod, coz ur opti-fineeee

 

[MattGlowstone]

Are you a minecraft mod, coz ur opti-fineeee

I love this one, but mine has to be
"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?" -This will get a girl any day

 

[Ephizav2]

Can it be NSFW?

If so, here is what you do.

Wag your finger at a girl, and when they ask what do you want, you say "Girl, I just made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand"

^ Top kek

 

[Giggity69Goo]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first