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Dr. Denster's Patented Cold Sore Treatment!

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Don't they just sell Bacca Jam at Bacca Mart?
Yes, but homemade Bac J is better, because store bought Bac Jam is made from Baccas raised in captivity. Since their moral is reduced from not being allowed to roam free, they have a deficiency in the Benjaeadoxic chemical, which makes it less effective when used in curative circumstances.
 

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Yes, but homemade Bac J is better, because store bought Bac Jam is made from Baccas raised in captivity. Since their moral is reduced from not being allowed to roam free, they have a deficiency in the Benjaeadoxic chemical, which makes it less effective when used in curative circumstances.
Ahh..well I'll see what I can do.
 

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Yes, but homemade Bac J is better, because store bought Bac Jam is made from Baccas raised in captivity. Since their moral is reduced from not being allowed to roam free, they have a deficiency in the Benjaeadoxic chemical, which makes it less effective when used in curative circumstances.
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To get Bacca Jam, get some Bacca guts, chop them up, blender, and add sugar.
You had me ready to murder at "chop Bacca guts and put them in a blender."

**walks around with a cleaver and a whisk, murdering Wookiees indiscriminately from the safe confines of his panda-themed Ironman suit**
 

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You had me ready to murder at "chop Bacca guts and put them in a blender."

**walks around with a cleaver and a whisk, murdering Wookiees indiscriminately from the safe confines of his panda-themed Ironman suit**
For the betterment of the world c:
 

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Is this even legal
Denster recieved his M.D. from the University of Blazinfourtwentia at Yolotown and his PhD at UoB at Swagville.

He later received degrees in Medicine at the Chuck Norris Training College for Noobs and Undesirables.
 

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Dr. Denster saved my life
#DrDPHD
 
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Dr.Denster shall find a vaccine for cold sores! Ingredients are: weakened cold sore viruses, bacca jam, melted easy buttons, goat-chop, and Benjaeatoxic chemicals!
 

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