Dumb Ways to Die (IRL Edition)

[arsenal]

State a really stupid way to die IRL. Dumbest way wins.

 

[Hamroll]

by making this thread

 

[Unknown // Rainbow Derp]

Eating to much chicken becuase people criticise you ;(

 

[Elebits]

Injecting peanut butter

 

[Pikachu]

Being stabbed to death by the corn stealer because you took his job of spamming the forums with pointless threads.

 

[Bamber]

Falling up the stairs

 

[ThatProformenceDoe]

From nothing

 

[Mamiamato24]

Shooting for the stars...and realizing space doesn't have any oxygen

 

[dq]

surviving a car crash, then dying from a fender bender on the way to the hospital in the ambulance

 

[demonsushi]

This is a true story I read that I thought was hilarious:

A Russian man went out to a bar with him and a couple friends. After having a few drinks, and then some more he and his friends decided to play a game. The men, drunk as they were, tested to see who was the most manly. The best way to do that? Cut things off with a chainsaw. The manliest of them took the chainsaw and cut of his fingers. However, this Russian man was not to be upstaged. He took the chainsaw, and cut off his own head.

Dumb ways to die my friends.

 

[billyguy1]

Choking on half of a rubber band. As the man dies, he gasps "I got into this world because of a piece of broken rubber, and that's how I'm gonna leave it."

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

Spending too much time on the internet.