Elevate [US Clan]

[Murderize]

waht

;-;

 

[Frog]

Im down now, feel free to check me out on twitter

 

[BlueCaptain]

Im down now, feel free to check me out on twitter

Minecraft is life amirite bb.

 

[Imanol]

Guys it's minecraft calm down !! Also this is funny af lmfao

 

[Jccandfriends]

In the end it doesnt matter because my dad can beat up your dad

 

[Jccandfriends]

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

 

[plztem]

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

funny when people say other people no life, yet they play video games the same amount

 

[Josh]

I've learned to not give a sht about this anymore. I just enjoy talking with a group of people with similar interests as me. "Your only friends are in rebels" what the fck are you saying? I actually have a half decent personality so my old friends still accept me for the decisions I've made. I'm glad I was the one to finally break you on the forums over such a stupid thing, I didn't know you were so sensitive! "Finally speak up" I don't care enough to go full rage on mode on another loser on the forums. I hope you know you look like a complete moron right now, the only people supporting you are the people sucking your Inappropriate body part on a male to play in clanwars. GL Bud.

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

tbh these are probably the best things I've read on the forums from 2 pretty chill dudes

idk why this turned into a huge argument but pls

 

[Austin_HG]

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Minecraft so much, I owned all the diamond swords and golden apples.
> I pray to Notch every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Minecraft is love", I say, "Minecraft is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a toggling f-ggot.
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Minecraft
> I called him a c-nt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Notch
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear, "This is my server"
> He grabs me with his powerful 8-bit hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my a55 cheeks for Notch
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Notch
> I can feel my an-s tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Notch
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sword
> My dad walks in
> Notch looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's the ender now"
> Notch leaves through my portal

Minecraft is love, Minecraft is life

<00:30:32> "juck fulia": austin u have a beautiful accent

 

[Julia]

<00:30:32> "juck fulia": austin u have a beautiful accent

ya bro

i aint hiding nothin
british people have very beautiful accents

 

[Variations]

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

Best rap in your career.

 

[Jccandfriends]

ya bro

i aint hiding nothin
british people have very beautiful accents

Am i beautiful?