Funniest way you have killed someone on Minecraft.

[cbeeston1]

Any server, any person. Simular to the funniest way you have killed someone on the SG server. Now it could be any server.

Ok it was final 4 playing with some friends on Vareide's first map(Not this server.) I had A stone sword and a leather chestplate. I came across 2 people stuck in a hole. I laughed knowing i'll have to kill them. I could not hit them without them hitting me. They had weapons from killing my friend who attempted to kill them. I had no choice! To jump down. No thats a stupid idea. So I guide a creeper and punch it into the hole. It killed both of them giving me a way in and out. The other person who had a iron sword was running around near me. Not knowing it was final 2 just going to try to kill someone I slay the person and win!

 

[Mastertj]

I was at the ship on map one.... Six guys were chasing me for ever! I had diamond pants and diamond chestplate (Rest was iron) I ran into the one room that opens when you hit the switch on the boat. All six ran in after me and I hit the button as they were beating me up.... Lava came down and killed all of them but me. The lava stopped before the one corner! I won that match (Before beta release )

 

[SixZoSeven]

On map one, I was doing absolutely terrible. All I had was some leather armor and a fishing pole. I was being chased by some guy with an iron sword. I decided to go down underwater to that one place where you get the gift of fluctus. I made it past the "obstacle course" and stood on the safe platform. The guy started to follow but I cast my fishing rod at him and it hit him causing him to fall into the lava.

 

[cheezstiks]

In some PvP server that I joined for the first time (that was really crappy) there was a small building where you spawn and there are people in full diamond armor and diamond swords spawn-camping all of the noobs. I join and I punch one of the guys and run out (luckily). I climb on top of the building where there is a wooden sword from some dead guy so I jump on top of the guy I hit and kill him with 1 1/2 hearts left. Then I was punched to death while putting on the armor.

 

[Daalexantor]

I was on map one, was dashing to the ship and when i got to the ladders where you climb up to get on the boat, there was a person there. He punched me, and when i finally climbed up the ladders he was gone. I turned around to find yet another person on my tail, who i punched (btw be4 i go on, i should metion we were un armed), and we fought for a little before i realized that the first guy had reached the valuable chests. I raced down and punched him while he was getting the chest. and after a few more punches he was dead. However, I had no time to savor the chest when the second guy came and attacked me. Tired, and with only one heart left i ran forward and did my best Captian Falcon impersonation. It worked and he was dead in one Falcon Punch. However, the most valuable item was a pair of chain pants and a fishing rod.