AppleCiider
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Some of you may have troubles creating relationships with people to create friends. If so then this is my ultimate guide for success.
Step 1. Step out of your comfort zone.
Start doing stupid stuff that will make people laugh like hiding in a tree with a camouflage suit and jump down and break your mates neck. It's funny for the people watching!
Step 2. Don't admit to play Minecraft in high school.
Pretty self explanatory.
Step 3. Give in to peer pressure.
If someone tells you to yell out "Balls" in class then do it. If someone tells you to ask out a girl do it. If someone tells you to smoke weed do it.
Step 4. Make up cool stuff that you never did.
Tell your future friends that you skydived off a cliff while wrestling a bear jacked up on drugs and landed in the ocean then found an underwater city of intelligent mermaids and lived there for several weeks before It was discovered by a Kraken and destroyed the city but you got away with only cuts and bruises.
Step 5. Play guitar.
Chicks dig strings.
Step 6. Don't talk nonsense about other people. (Make stuff up)
It's okay to talk nonsense about yourself but don't talk nonsense about other people because people wont trust you in future if they found out.
Step 7. Offer your body to be eaten in a survival situation.
If you offer your body for food everyone will think your cool. Hands down.
Step 8. Use gel to slick your hair back.
If you got a mole on your forehead then don't.
Step 9. Play a sport.
It will boost your confidence and keep you in shape.
And the final step. Don't do drugs
(Nah just kidding mate.)
And the real final step. Don't take this thread seriously.
._.?
Step 1. Step out of your comfort zone.
Start doing stupid stuff that will make people laugh like hiding in a tree with a camouflage suit and jump down and break your mates neck. It's funny for the people watching!
Step 2. Don't admit to play Minecraft in high school.
Pretty self explanatory.
Step 3. Give in to peer pressure.
If someone tells you to yell out "Balls" in class then do it. If someone tells you to ask out a girl do it. If someone tells you to smoke weed do it.
Step 4. Make up cool stuff that you never did.
Tell your future friends that you skydived off a cliff while wrestling a bear jacked up on drugs and landed in the ocean then found an underwater city of intelligent mermaids and lived there for several weeks before It was discovered by a Kraken and destroyed the city but you got away with only cuts and bruises.
Step 5. Play guitar.
Chicks dig strings.
Step 6. Don't talk nonsense about other people. (Make stuff up)
It's okay to talk nonsense about yourself but don't talk nonsense about other people because people wont trust you in future if they found out.
Step 7. Offer your body to be eaten in a survival situation.
If you offer your body for food everyone will think your cool. Hands down.
Step 8. Use gel to slick your hair back.
If you got a mole on your forehead then don't.
Step 9. Play a sport.
It will boost your confidence and keep you in shape.
And the final step. Don't do drugs
(Nah just kidding mate.)
And the real final step. Don't take this thread seriously.
._.?
