Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[MachJacob]

The Jiralhanae people are strong enough to survive a slash from an awesomeite sword, despite being left with 1 health.

A Brute Chopper is driving towards you on one side, a UNSC Warthog on the other, if they collide you will explode into a big red mess

 

[Mistersir6]

I still have my pure awesome bubble, so i'm safe.

I slash again with my Awesomeite sword.

 

[MachJacob]

Repeated attack!
I use my Gravity Hammer to destroy your sword
I then use it on you
Note: Gravity Hammers can go through pure awesome bubbles

 

[Mistersir6]

Oh, I didn't know about repeated attacks or defences.

You drop your Gravity Hammer behind you as you swing.

I blow up the Pillar of Autumn in your face. (I'm sensing a Halo theme here.)

 

[MachJacob]

Yeah, I'm kind of exited about Tuesday with the Halo stuff

High Charity comes and crashes through the Pillar of Autumn, taking the explosion with it

I be firing my Splaser!

 

[Mistersir6]

Halo 4 is gonna be insanely amazing!

Due to the inaccurateness of the Splazer, you miss me while i strafe.

I hit you with the blade on the back of my Brute Shot.

By the way, i found out how to color my words

 

[SilverJakler]

I parry and disarm you with my Gentlemen's Sword.

I throw my Dart Rope to impale your neck...

 

[Mistersir6]

It's a good thing i was wearing my armored scarf!

I push a ninja star down your throat.

 

[MachJacob]

Omnomnom tasty shuriken

I pick up the moon and throw it at you

 

[SilverJakler]

I summon the Four Giants to catch the Moon and put it back into orbit.

I use the most disgusting sandwich in known existence to suffocate you.

 

[Mistersir6]

Before you could suffocate me with it, i took it out of your hands and ate it willingly because i like disgusting sandwiches.

I eat you so you have to live with the disgusting sandwich in my stomach.

 

[SilverJakler]

Turns out that your stomach is huge, so me and the disgusting sandwich live together as roommates in an awesome apartment.... until you eat that suspicious looking burrito...

I get Nessie to body slam you.