My daily MCGamer life...

[ShadowphoenixMC]

Here's my daily weekend schedule:

-Wake up at around 2:00A.M. Just to get that extra hype for MCSGFGFGFG!~
-Wake everyone up while I pour myself a bowl of cereal.
-Chug the cereal cause the faster I eat, the faster I get to play MCSGGGG!
-Get on the computer at around 2:01A.M.
-Open up Minecraft, and throw one of many monitors cause the internet is slow.
-Plug in new monitor.
-Take another 5 minutes to set up the monitor.
-By then, Minecraft has loaded, and I log in faster than you can say "MCSGGG"
-Once the Minecraft screen has popped up, I always click "Realms" 3 times for good luck.
-Now is the time I have been waiting for, clicking on the MCGamer (MCSGGGGG)server.
-Next I say hi to everyone, but who cares about that?
-Next I always always accidentally click on Survival Bingo, like who the @#%$ wants to play that?
-So I have to type /hub and then I RIGHT click the Iron Sword, you know what that means >.
-I get in the lobby, say "I always win, why even play?"
-When the game starts I go to spawn, miss a stone sword, and uh... Get spawn killed...
-I throw my Razer BlackWiddow at my dad's head at usually around 2:08A.M.

-Pull out another one of my 30 BlackWiddows and try again.

-I die again.

-And again,

-And one more time for good measures.

-At this point I'm just so pissed I fall asleep on my Blackwiddow.

-I sleep to the sound of too many buttons being pressed on Windows...

-I wake up and tryhard like BiBoy, and IT WORKS! /hub works from rage...

-At this point, who even cares about life anymore?

-So I go wake up one of my many cats and throw him outside.

-And yeah... That's my usual routine.



Thanks for reading my routine, I had just enough time to type this, MCGamer is down (It's not).

(This was made entirely for comedic purposes only. If you have a life even CLOSE to this, you should go see a doctor...)

 

[Cameron]

What did I just read

 

[ShadowphoenixMC]

What did I just read

My life obviously! Comeon, don't you do this?

 

[Razputin_]

Wow, I literally am maybe surprised? I would love to spend at least one day like this, you're so lucky! I usually have something new everyday going on in school or personal life, though it's an interesting routine.

 

[ShadowphoenixMC]

Wow, I literally am maybe surprised? I would love to spend at least one day like this, you're so lucky! I usually have something new everyday going on in school or personal life, though it's an interesting routine.

I know right? I have the best life in the world! (If only I could do this... )

 

[T0M]

Im so dedicated to chad. I pray to chad every night. I have everyone of chad's collectable items, Including his super rare, lovely blonde strand of hair. I pray for stone swords at spawn and teams to be slayed before me. I hear a gush of wind at my clean, white window. I
see chad he slowly opens my clean, creaky window. I spread my minecraft avatar legs out for chad. He touches me slowly.
My Dad calls me a c*%! every night. I scream for chad to drop his diamond sword in my lovely tight inventory. I try to push that diamond in my tight inventory but it always glitches as chad takes many things away from me. Notch walks in wondering what happened. With the command of /fly chad flies away into the dark cold night. Through my window. Chad Visits me every year. I sometimes visit his Swamp of his IT office.

Chad is Love, Chad is Life I whisper Gladly

 

[itsbeny]

What did I just read lmao! I really could imagine this...

 

[MrMets]

I got a lot of enjoyment from reading this. Good to see your sense of humor!

 

[GOFORGOLDCROZ]

Minecraft

 

[Berserker]

Well this was eventful

 

[ShadowphoenixMC]

I got a lot of enjoyment from reading this. Good to see your sense of humor!

Thank you, that means a lot!!! <3

 

[CommittedGamer]

Here's my daily weekend schedule:

-Wake up at around 2:00A.M. Just to get that extra hype for MCSGFGFGFG!~
-Wake everyone up while I pour myself a bowl of cereal.
-Chug the cereal cause the faster I eat, the faster I get to play MCSGGGG!
-Get on the computer at around 2:01A.M.
-Open up Minecraft, and throw one of many monitors cause the internet is slow.
-Plug in new monitor.
-Take another 5 minutes to set up the monitor.
-By then, Minecraft has loaded, and I log in faster than you can say "MCSGGG"
-Once the Minecraft screen has popped up, I always click "Realms" 3 times for good luck.
-Now is the time I have been waiting for, clicking on the MCGamer (MCSGGGGG)server.
-Next I say hi to everyone, but who cares about that?
-Next I always always accidentally click on Survival Bingo, like who the @#%$ wants to play that?
-So I have to type /hub and then I RIGHT click the Iron Sword, you know what that means >.
-I get in the lobby, say "I always win, why even play?"
-When the game starts I go to spawn, miss a stone sword, and uh... Get spawn killed...
-I throw my Razer BlackWiddow at my dad's head at usually around 2:08A.M.

-Pull out another one of my 30 BlackWiddows and try again.

-I die again.

-And again,

-And one more time for good measures.

-At this point I'm just so pissed I fall asleep on my Blackwiddow.

-I sleep to the sound of too many buttons being pressed on Windows...

-I wake up and tryhard like BiBoy, and IT WORKS! /hub works from rage...

-At this point, who even cares about life anymore?

-So I go wake up one of my many cats and throw him outside.

-And yeah... That's my usual routine.



Thanks for reading my routine, I had just enough time to type this, MCGamer is down (It's not).

(This was made entirely for comedic purposes only. If you have a life even CLOSE to this, you should go see a doctor...)

LOL