NightmareKitten
Platinum
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2012
- Messages
- 48
- Reaction score
- 68
Writen by: BicentenialMan, Guggex, xpigletx, NightmareKitten, Roseria, Technoboy, and some others
Yesterday was a very fun day. There was ice cream and cookies for everyone. Rose started a fight with Bic, causing Bic to throw ice cream in her face. Rose retaliated by knocking Bic into the “Amy” pond. The Broccoli Techno fell from space and crushed Bic. Then the flying spaghetti monster came out and ate everyone. Since the spaghetti cannot digest people they played ring-around-Rosie. The spaghetti monster was uncomfortable with this so he puked out the humans and killed them with a lawn mower.
Nightmare managed to run away with the help of Floating Head. Floating Head conjured up an airplane and Nightmare (somehow) flew away. While on the plane Nightmare ate tons of Cookies. This made the plane too heavy and it crashed into the middle of Norway and it was winter. Since Nightmare loves the snow (which made the landing safe) she made snow angels and spun in circles.
A large Norwegian man came and offered her help. He was covered and snow and looked like a Yeti. He offered her a hand and a warm hut. Inside the hut there were lots of human skeletons. Nightmare picked one up and began dancing with it.
Suddenly there was a howling outside. They looked out the window and saw… President Barak Obama (Dafuu?). Obama was shirtless and throwing snow at the hut, and howling unknown things. Michelle Obama magically appears and turns into a werewolf (lolwut). Seven hundred Chickens appear and peck at her tail. Michelle (Werewolf) Obama angrily swipes the chickens away. Nightmare gives away her secret that she’s a vampire, bites the Obama werewolves and they die.
Their corpses burst into sparkles and one thousand fairies come out. The Fairy’s bless Nightmare with “Super Vampireism.” Nightmare rages and destroys all of the huts and fairies and Yeti Norwegian men.
In the forest (Magic teleportation?) she meets Kattii the panda. Nightmare almost kills Kattii, but then decides that she needs a friend and turns Kattii into a vampire panda.(Omnomnom) :3
While Nightmare and Kattii walk through the forest 17 Ninjas show up out of nowhere. Mitt Romney jumps out of the bushes at the same time (Oh gawd). “You two behave or I’ll shoot you with Mi gun,” he yells. Katti makes Bicentenial appear as a fat chocobo and he crushes all the ninjas and Romney. (sucks to be them).
Halfway through the forest they meet a Swedish Guinea pig named Garfield. The four friends make it out of the forest and Destroy the town called Ramsville, because they were bored. Once they finish they raid the bank and run off with the money. They buy a giant house with a self destruct button which Bicentenial accidentally pushes and they explode :3
Yesterday was a very fun day. There was ice cream and cookies for everyone. Rose started a fight with Bic, causing Bic to throw ice cream in her face. Rose retaliated by knocking Bic into the “Amy” pond. The Broccoli Techno fell from space and crushed Bic. Then the flying spaghetti monster came out and ate everyone. Since the spaghetti cannot digest people they played ring-around-Rosie. The spaghetti monster was uncomfortable with this so he puked out the humans and killed them with a lawn mower.
Nightmare managed to run away with the help of Floating Head. Floating Head conjured up an airplane and Nightmare (somehow) flew away. While on the plane Nightmare ate tons of Cookies. This made the plane too heavy and it crashed into the middle of Norway and it was winter. Since Nightmare loves the snow (which made the landing safe) she made snow angels and spun in circles.
A large Norwegian man came and offered her help. He was covered and snow and looked like a Yeti. He offered her a hand and a warm hut. Inside the hut there were lots of human skeletons. Nightmare picked one up and began dancing with it.
Suddenly there was a howling outside. They looked out the window and saw… President Barak Obama (Dafuu?). Obama was shirtless and throwing snow at the hut, and howling unknown things. Michelle Obama magically appears and turns into a werewolf (lolwut). Seven hundred Chickens appear and peck at her tail. Michelle (Werewolf) Obama angrily swipes the chickens away. Nightmare gives away her secret that she’s a vampire, bites the Obama werewolves and they die.
Their corpses burst into sparkles and one thousand fairies come out. The Fairy’s bless Nightmare with “Super Vampireism.” Nightmare rages and destroys all of the huts and fairies and Yeti Norwegian men.
In the forest (Magic teleportation?) she meets Kattii the panda. Nightmare almost kills Kattii, but then decides that she needs a friend and turns Kattii into a vampire panda.(Omnomnom) :3
While Nightmare and Kattii walk through the forest 17 Ninjas show up out of nowhere. Mitt Romney jumps out of the bushes at the same time (Oh gawd). “You two behave or I’ll shoot you with Mi gun,” he yells. Katti makes Bicentenial appear as a fat chocobo and he crushes all the ninjas and Romney. (sucks to be them).
Halfway through the forest they meet a Swedish Guinea pig named Garfield. The four friends make it out of the forest and Destroy the town called Ramsville, because they were bored. Once they finish they raid the bank and run off with the money. They buy a giant house with a self destruct button which Bicentenial accidentally pushes and they explode :3
