Phoenix Airlines

[AMooseMan3]

Nick wanted it, Nick got it.
gg.
Phoenix Airlines are proudly sponsored by Weetbix:

Prices: about 10x more expensive then anyone else. About $50 per kilometer.
We have horrible safety records, 30 out of 100 of our planes don't make it to their destination.
If you'd like to fly with us for whatever retarded reason please apply below:

What's your name:
What's your bank account details:
How old are you:
Will you sign a consent form signing away your life and giving your whole possessions to AMooseMan3, Darkrai202 and Kooksey99?

These people have been killed by flying with Phoenix Airlines:
ChadTheDJ
LeafyGreenTea
Dave | Rev
Lebron12
StigJam89
Jordstar3479
SmellyBurger

Our dedicated staff team:
Pilots: AMooseMan3 and darkai202
Air hostess's: kooksey99 xLukie
Cleaners: RelentlessForce, slayergoddd and the rest of Phoenix.
That random stuntman no one likes: kooksey99
Samuel L Jackson: Gustav Mahikano


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[kooksey99]

1st

 

[Xestros]

2nd

 

[Cameron]

What have guys done.

 

[darkai202]

What have guys done.

welcum 2 fenix airlines how may i help u

 

[darkai202]

 

[kooksey99]

this is 100% approvable
App:
name:kooksey99
ign: kooksey99
times flown with phoenix airlines: Kooksey99
what rank do u want: kooksey99
why should we accept u kooksey99

 

[__Ajmutant__]

i wow wondering wen the next flight from straya to kanga island is and how much wood dat b????

 

[TheChimera644]

What's your name: xSwagBear
What's your bank account details: Topgear72
How old are you:15
Will you sign a consent form signing away your life and giving your whole possessions to AMooseMan3, Darkrai202 and Kooksey99? iM 12 i dO wAt i wnt plebz

 

[darkai202]

this is 100% approvable
App:
name:kooksey99
ign: kooksey99
times flown with phoenix airlines: Kooksey99
what rank do u want: kooksey99
why should we accept u kooksey99

SEPTED

 

[kooksey99]

septile

 

[AMooseMan3]

What's your name: xSwagBear
What's your bank account details: Topgear72
How old are you:15
Will you sign a consent form signing away your life and giving your whole possessions to AMooseMan3, Darkrai202 and Kooksey99? iM 12 i dO wAt i wnt plebz

this is 100% approvable
App:
name:kooksey99
ign: kooksey99
times flown with phoenix airlines: Kooksey99
what rank do u want: kooksey99
why should we accept u kooksey99

You have both been booked on our next flight to North Korea.