Pick Up Lines

[Tree_TheBigKind]

Tree_TheBigKind

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[TheRealAussie]

You work at Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready

 

[billyguy1]

You work at Pizza Hut? Because you're hot and I'm ready

Little caesar's*

 

[TheRealAussie]

Little caesar's*

Fuuuuuu, I ALWAYS mess that one up

 

[MrJaskirat]

Boy: Can I follow you home, cause my mum told me to follow my dreams...
Mum: No I didn't, go do your homework!

 

[SjsYeahKid]

Do you work at subway? Because you give me foot longs.

 

[TheRealAussie]

Do you work at subway? Because you give me foot longs.

I'm sorry but that signature tho

 

[Eskild]

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number

Edit - 2000th message <3

 

[JennoKoala]

Is your body from McDonald's, Cos' I'm loving it.

 

[Eskild]

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

 

[TheRealAussie]

Are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? Because....

 

[billyguy1]

Are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? Because....

That's genius.