Ping barely matters. I love how people say "ping abuser" when Huahwi gets 100 ping to US, and Gravey4rd gets 80 ping to EU.
You just have to adjust to how it changes your gameplay, e.g. bow delay. Your reach is not extended with good ping, rather people with worse ping are more misplaced, making them appear further from enemies than they really are.
Besides, MCGamer uses CubedHost, which is limited on server locations. We can't just pack up and go to Arkansas or something. There is a host in South Carolina, but it isn't big enough to support a server of our size.
This is a first world problem that isn't really a problem at all. There are kids starving on Mineplex! We need to help them!