The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[therealhoogee]

Giggity69Goo Just for you babe <3

Giggity Goo
You look like poo
some people say thats a lie
but i say it is true

moo moo thats a cow
when u were made mod u had a vow
hackers and spammers could not be allowed

what am i rapping?
i dont know
what are you mapping?
some really low!!!!

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
O0O0OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reading that was quite a thrill.
It is clear you have zero chill
(Can I have a damn autograph xD)

 

[Tuatara]

My name is Tuatara
Yeah

 

[therealhoogee]

My name is Tuatara
Yeah

Pahahahahaa

 

[MCGamerzism | Gizm]

Reading that was quite a thrill.
It is clear you have zero chill
(Can I have a damn autograph xD)

Reading quite a thrill?
Tiger do you even take pills?
It's clear YOU have no chill, how about a lil' windmill.
To weave your bread like your hoes rag.
Mhm, can I have a autograph are will I drag you so your pants sag.

 

[FLAMEdex]

MCGamerzism | Gizm , what a name,
I know its named after the server so no need to blame,
Clearly you need to be tamed,
Your runnin' ragged thinkin' you know your stuff,
im ontop my game tough is my name,
better watch out,
I shred like wolverine in a cage fight,
better get ready its your turn on the stage mic,
bet you got quite a fright,
now excuse me i gotta drink my sprite

 

[therealhoogee]

Reading quite a thrill?
Tiger do you even take pills?
It's clear YOU have no chill, how about a lil' windmill.
To weave your bread like your hoes rag.
Mhm, can I have a autograph are will I drag you so your pants sag.

No I don't smoke kush
From under a bush.
I don't take pills
For temporary thrills
Your grammar is "off-point" my friend
It really drives me round the bend
You try to beat me but you cannot
Touch the silky rhymes I've got

 

[Nitro]

You be better not be blinkin'
or you'll miss what I'm thinkin'
You're just a messed-up nerd
with the face of a turd,
we don't need to get technical
but you should get some new spectacles,
I'll tear you into shreds
and there will be no deathbed,
the only thing you can win
is how to live in a bin,
now, excuse me if i laugh,
it seems your brain is cut in half,
everyone hates how you look,
now go cry like a sook.

 

[therealhoogee]

You be better not be blinkin'
or you'll miss what I'm thinkin'
You're just a messed-up nerd
with the face of a turd,
we don't need to get technical
but you should get some new spectacles,
I'll tear you into shreds
and there will be no deathbed,
the only thing you can win
is how to live in a bin,
now, excuse me if i laugh,
it seems your brain is cut in half,
everyone hates how you look,
now go cry like a sook.

If a nerd is what I am,
prepare yourself for this killcam...

Your face is distorted,
your rhythms have been thwarted,
by the legend that is me,
I hope that you can see,
That your battle sir is lost,
at a greatly painful cost,
of your dignity it seems,
plus all your hopes and dreams,
With my victory I can say,
I've left you in dismay.

 

[Tuatara]

MCGamerzism | Gizm , what a name,
I know its named after the server so no need to blame,
Clearly you need to be tamed,
Your runnin' ragged thinkin' you know your stuff,
im ontop my game tough is my name,
better watch out,
I shed like wolverine in a cage fight,
better get ready its your turn on the stage mic,
bet you got quite a fright,
now excuse me i gotta drink my sprite

Wow that was amazing!

 

[Tuatara]

If a nerd is what I am,
prepare yourself for this killcam...

Your face is distorted,
your rhythms have been thwarted,
by the legend that is me,
I hope that you can see,
That your battle sir is lost,
at a greatly painful cost,
of your dignity it seems,
plus all your hopes and dreams,
With my victory I can say,
I've left you in dismay.

omg xD

 

[Kirsten]

These are awesome to read, especially while I'm saying it like it were in a live Rap battle xD

 

[Tuatara]

These are awesome to read, especially while I'm saying it like it were in a live Rap battle xD

My name is Kiirsten.. yeah..