Wish Corrupter!

[The_Soy_Man]

COD is canceled, but there's still HALO

I wish cod was uncanceled

 

[FyreCat]

COD is uncanceled, but Halo is canceled!
I wish for a cat that can talk!

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You get a talking cat, but it only speaks spanish

I wish for a big boat

 

[Daalexantor]

You get your big boat, but its a toyoda and the accelorator gets stuck.

I wish for CSI Miami to get uncallecled

 

[The_Soy_Man]

It gets uncancelled, but it only broadcasts in another language

I wish you could control pigs with a saddle

 

[Daalexantor]

you can, but cows don't spawn anymore except in the end.

i wish i had ideas for a wish.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You get an idea! But only I know what it is

I wish my house had a rollercoaster

 

[DannyDeeto]

Your wish is granted, but the roller coaster breaks down and doesn't work and it can't be fixed or moved!

I wish for Ice Cream!

 

[MaxyMeeto]

Your wish is granted, but the ice cream is stolen by a hobo and he eats it in front of you.


I wish for my sister to leave me alone

 

[DannyDeeto]

She leaves you alone but then a brother comes and is worse then her

I wish for my ear infection to go away

 

[MaxyMeeto]

Your wish is granted, but suddenly you rupture your spleen


I wish for a vending machine in my room that gives me stuff for free!

 

[DannyDeeto]

You get your vending machine but it is empty and cant be restocked

I wish for a golden toilet