Worst jokes ever?

[NinoGibeault]

well its monday and everyone hates monday so brighten everyones spirits with a bad joke!

 

[SniperSnakez]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... duh!

 

[SirCumstances]

Today my friend told me a joke and asked me to try not to laugh. He said it and I started laughing hysterically. Here it is:
POOP!

 

[ToeKnee]

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Why did the boy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus. Who was driving the bus? Sally. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

 

[Halo_0]

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Why did the boy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus. Who was driving the bus? Sally. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

That was pretty bad...

 

[Pixelatorx2]

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Why did the boy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus. Who was driving the bus? Sally. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

So old

 

[MoLoToV]

I got a joke about paper.. but it's tearable

 

[Manos]

What about cheesy pickup lines? I got tonnes of those

Anyways, I'll just bring out the jokes

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy

I would tell you a joke about the desert, but it's too dry

Wanna hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is hawkward...

An illiterate man walked into a bra.

Why did the girl put peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

 

[Mooclan]

These are supposed to be bad jokes, right?


What did the old man get for his birthday?
Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick.

Why was the boy sad?
There was a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, people speak...
Russian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A pilot

Why didn't the plumber get the job done?
He wasn't a good plumber.

 

[Manos]

These are supposed to be bad jokes, right?


What did the old man get for his birthday?
Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick.

Why was the boy sad?
There was a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, people speak...
Russian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A pilot

Why didn't the plumber get the job done?
He wasn't a good plumber.

cough*anti-jokes.com*cough

 

[Mooclan]

cough*anti-jokes.com*cough

No, but I did use google.

 

[SniperSnakez]

I am trying to think of a Myley Cirus joke... It just won't twerk!