Yo Mama!

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so fat that she ATE the scale!

 

[SirCumstances]

Yo mama so fat she decided to not be fat anymore

 

[Mark / TNTime12]

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a FISH
(totally not from a video)

 

[Bamber]

Yo mama is soooooo OLD that she is still blind from the big bang.


Bad joke, I know. It's what came off the top of my head lol.

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so stupid that when she threw a stick in the ground, she missed!

 

[Theoretical]

Yo mama jokes are cheap, old and overused -- Just like your MAMA!

 

[Manos]

You mommas so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

 

[Auroraty|Kristie]

Yo mama is so stupid, she worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W's.

 

[billyguy1]

yo mama's so old she owes Jesus $3

 

[SirCumstances]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a mod will lock this thread every time a mod posts.

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so ugly that hello kitty said GOODBYE!

(This one is too over used)

 

[SirCumstances]

Yo mama's so ugly that hello kitty said GOODBYE!

(This one is too over used)

All yo mama jokes are overused.