You wake up and theres 24 people around you

[BunnzOfCookie]

Who were next to an open door.

Then out came a woman who looked like a

 

[4non]

jew.

 

[BunnzOfCookie]

You lack pervertedniss

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

i'd probably just go back to sleep to be honest.

 

[523ashley]

I didn't sleep though, I decided I needed a cold pop.

 

[Spaiu]

so I ran to the fridge with no shoes or nothing.

 

[BAGHRB]

And decided that this was the end of the story. New Story Time:
Once upon a time, a man named

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

bob decided it was time for a story.

 

[BunnzOfCookie]

So here's bob's story...

 

[BAGHRB]

Once upon a thyme, dere wuz Indiano Hindu gai named uhhh somebody Bob, lived in Ros Anegeres

 

[Mint_Sibs]

He realized that he had terrible grammar.

 

[BAGHRB]

Sew hee gaut duh jaub at duhhh Chayneez supah marked nd he chanjed hes neym tuh Lau Bak.