Destroy a Wish [Game]

[Ninga]

Just a simple game where you make a wish then the person below says Wish granted but then a funny reason it didn't work out well.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a pony

Person 2: Wish granted, except your pony is so cute that it kills you. I wish for ............

And so on. Understand?

I'll start:

I wish I was a cat.

 

[DaPieHD]

You become a cat, but then, a big dog eats you <3

I wish for a friend

 

[Fnnythe3hd]

Your friend is a bacca.

I wish for a McDonalds Happy Meal, with the 2006 Pokémon toy that has the ability to sing and make me pancakes.

 

[Yomega]

Your friend is a bacca.

I wish for a McDonalds Happy Meal, with the 2006 Pokémon toy that has the ability to sing and make me pancakes.

The Pokemon toy becomes self aware, and kills your entire family.

I wish I had more subs );

 

[Ninga]

wish granted but they are all bots

I wish certain people weren't dead

 

[Br00k]

Wish granted but baccas also come back alive

I wish chad would give me a hug ;-;

 

[Ninga]

Wish granted except it's Chad Morgan

I wish I was sexy

 

[Br00k]

Wish granted but you are to sexy everyone wants to kill you
I wish that I could fly

 

[Lucidictive]

Wish granted, but you fly into a plane, and blood rains down upon the people of america.

I wish for a fairy godmother.

 

[Carz]

Wish granted, but she is a psychopath cereal killer. (and you're the Cheerios)

I wish for a turtle.

 

[Lucidictive]

Wish granted, but it's me and I backstab you. (I'm a pink turtle with a blue shell)

I wish that Edde Le Grand would put on some rave music in my house.

 

[Yomega]

Wish granted, but it is so loud that it makes you go deaf.

I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.