Explain MCSG to Abraham Lincoln

[The Arena Master]

You've recently invented a time machine and you head back 150 years. Once back in time, you find the president at the time: Abraham Lincoln. He's kind enough to talk to you, and while talking you accidentally mention "Minecraft Survival Games". He looks at your puzzled, and then asks you what that is.

So, how would you explain what Minecraft Survival Games is to Abraham Lincoln.

 

[GradeZeroGamer]

Bloody fist glitchers.

 

[RathaYatra]

I would be like. What you do is kill everyone. Then you win. Fun right!

 

[SniperSnakez]

Baccas. *shivers*

 

[Alpha]

Okay, how do I explain the internet.

 

[Mamiamato24]

You kill people to win.

 

[Alpha]

Hairy children breaking rules.

 

[RC_4777]

I would take him to the future. Much easier to explain.

 

[Alpha]

Cheerio dear Lincoln! 24 gents battle to the death in a virtual world!

 

[inconceivable81]

42

 

[Flyer]

u plat an den u lose 2 joey cuz joey isd untamble

 

[OnlyMathias]

Four score into the future my dear gent there will be a contraption that allows folk both city and country alike to converse with one another. With this a game was constructed. This game was 6 sixed blocks and fake People. The cube game became popular amongest the littlens or future of the world. This game forced great thoughts and ideas. These Ideas were molded into many things, MCSG is one of them, Rather Popular. Its a sport with fake killing and surviving the terrors of the night. Yes how does this Mighty future object work? None know. Only the DEVELOPERS know. Yes, the DEVELOPERS were send from god to create this sport like game. Which we now treasure more than the Treasury it's self.