Pick Up Lines

[Sam]

Hey girl let's go strip mining (for diamonds)

 

[Hazzy16]

Hey girl let's go strip mining (for diamonds)

xD lol I'm sure you will be only looking for diamonds xD

 

[3point]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6095761408/h07344116/

Oh god why.

 

[Pixelatorx2]

I think iTunes made a mistake, you're the hottest single of the year!

Are you my WiFi, because I feel a strong connection.

Do you send NASA your selfies because you're a star.

(kinda rude but) Hey girl are you a cigarette because you have a hot butt.

Claps

 

[Core]

Inappropriate
Are you from Ireland because my wang is Dublin'

 

[goldlab | |Harv]

Ummm hh hi
-runs away as fast as possible-

 

[Hazzy16]

Inapropro
Hey, you like the butchers? Cause you're one hunk of meat I would like to try out

 

[SirCumstances]

Are you a blender? Cuz daz sum nasty shat comin' outta you.

 

[BAGHRB]

Where's the wee wee potty?
(Actually works)

 

[523ashley]

Are you a granola bar, because your naturally delicious.

You must be an apple, because your juicy.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Hey girl you work at NASA or something cause you're makin my rocket rise

 

[IFunnyBunnyHD]

I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?