Pick Up Lines

[billyguy1]

Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really f***ing loud and annoying!

hahhahaahahaha

 

[Giggity69Goo]

My love for you is like diarrhea...
it doesn't stop

 

[RC_4777]

Hey billy I want to get a pikachu (peek at you hue hue).

 

[_MK_]

Girl I'm like a redstone torch, I make your double doors open wide

 

[Twee]

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

 

[billyguy1]

You make me

 

[Twee]

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

You know.... Rods aren't the only thing that only go one way...

 

[Twee]

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Are you a chicken farmer cause you sure know how to raise some c***

 

[billyguy1]

Do you mix concrete for a living because you're making me hard

 

[Mint_Sibs]

I'm no weather man but you can expect 8 inches tonight