Pick Up Lines

[TheMultiColoredFox]

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your money or I won't kiss you.

 

[SirCumstances]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate spiders
And I hate you too

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate spiders
And I hate you too

You must get all da ratch's

 

[SirCumstances]

You must get all da ratch's

I'm kind of anti-social.

 

[billyguy1]

I just look at a girl like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and she's all mine

 

[DatPikachu]

Hey baby, are you an angel?
Cuz i'm allergic to feathers
*throws up*

 

[Mint_Sibs]

I'm kind of anti-social.

Wonder why.....

 

[AlpakaWhacker]

Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?

Neither do i, but it broke the ice

:3

 

[SirCumstances]

Wonder why.....

Me too.

 

[Hazzy16]

You just come out of the sun? Cause you're smoking hot and blinding

 

[Beyoncé]

boy, you're optiFINE

 

[KingBaccTheIII]

hey dood r u betty
cuz u r shiny