Survive the next user's attack!

[OnlyMathias]

Umbrella

Next user is eaten by me

 

[charbie]

Umbrella

Next user is eaten by me

I rip out of your body with a diamond sword

I make you go on scary maze game with headphones

 

[OnlyMathias]

... That game was so unscary... I didn't even flinch.

You get attacked by my 7 man team (this is a very very rare occasion that this happens as we can never get all 7 on at one time At most 5 but 2 people don't want to play so really 3)

 

[charbie]

I don't get what you said

you die

 

[leMaCderp]

I refuse.

Next user suffocates in a pug.

 

[charbie]

I don't know what a pug is

you join the army and get shot in the head

 

[OnlyMathias]

... I never joined it to begin with

A jaguar stalks you then kills you in your sleep

 

[WitheredGold]

It was just a dummy

Get's crushed by a falling piano

 

[charbie]

I don't sleep.

you fall in the toilet

 

[OnlyMathias]

The lid was down

Everyone on MCSG targets you

 

[smashmaster]

Piano was rubber

Smashmaster smashes you

 

[charbie]

I use run

yo fall in the toilet with the lid up