Survive the next user's attack!

[Mlpoknzaba]

The storm passes over, missing me

You get the cone of shame!

 

[NorthStar]

I take it off.

your falling from a space station with debris falling around you.

 

[OnlyMathias]

The Debris is soft and protects me from my fall.
Aliens beam you up and prepare to test their death ray on you.

 

[NorthStar]

Turns out it was a death ray for them. I only got lightly pinched.

The city you are in is inploding on itself.

 

[OnlyMathias]

Forgot I was in Creative mode.
You are being sucked into a black hole.

 

[Gamer101luke]

I tell the black hole to stop sucking me in... :3

You are surrounded by a million chuck Norris's

 

[ToeKnee]

Chuck norris despawns You are faced by LeafyGreenTea and his double

 

[BritishShoop]

I shake his hand and we use Nodus to fly off into the sunset, to greif, hack and cause general disruption to minecraft servers in the most un-subtle way possible.

You are permabanned from existence

 

[NorthStar]

I make a new account.

The Universe will implode on itself.

 

[Mamiamato24]

I took a spaceship to another universe, since they obviously exist.

Your puppy tragically died being crushed with an air balloon.

600TH POST PARTY!!!!
WOO!!! ​

 

[BritishShoop]

I dont have a puppy

Your body is deconstructed on a molecular level

 

[ToeKnee]

I have regeneration powers

I get leafygreeentea powers to fight you