Survive the next user's attack!

[Otto]

I counter you falcon punch with a flacon kick

I choke you to death with an unbreakable lace in real life.

 

[Turkeystar]

I can't die that's how I get away...
I kill you using the Death Star...

 

[Otto]

I can't die that's how I get away...
I kill you using the Death Star...

God, people are coming up with such lame excuses these days.

 

[The Arena Master]

I can't die that's how I get away...
I kill you using the Death Star...

I have wired the death star the night before, instead of shooting out: it shoots inwards. Destroying everything in it and the ship itself.

I send out a pack of walrus hitman who are outside your door. They're all highly trained, have body armor, and a full machine gun in their hands. They're surrounding your house front and back, and send a few men in to get you out.

 

[Zinc]

They can't find me because I'm hiding in my closet

I hack your MC account

 

[The Arena Master]

And yet... I'm still alive..

I send out a wild pack of prairie dogs all equipped with nuclear bombs strapped to them into your bedroom. The bombs go off in 0.00000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

 

[Mr_Tibbels]

And yet... I'm still alive..

I send out a wild pack of prairie dogs all equipped with nuclear bombs strapped to them into your bedroom. The bombs go off in 0.00000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

Jokes on you.....I'm Immuned to prairie dogs that have nukes strapped to them.

 

[CrimsonRed]

I survive your not-attack.

I summon my Dark Magician in attack mode.

 

[Toast]

Attack mode requires 14 AA Batteries in your toy magician you call "dark".

I come at you with a butter knive covered in bacca blood.

 

[jDude645]

I eat the knife.

I launch a Planet Buster on your faic. (Planet buster == planet destroying bomb)

 

[xAlexH]

I fly to the moon and you manage to kill yourself.

I hit you with a stick.

 

[oooNEONNUKEooo]

(A gas powered stick?) You drop this so called "stick" and then I pick it up! I also had 2 diamonds so I crafted a diamond sword.

I punch you into a gravel trap