Survive the next user's attack!

[NorthStar]

It was a dream.
It will rain boulders.

 

[Carz]

I am Iron Man. da na na na na na na iron man

There's a snake in your cereal.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

I eat snakes for breakfast.

Everybody except you is on a team ingame

 

[Alloy]

They all have Zero wins and are all baccas (lagging too)

You get trampled on by a Chimpanzee riding on a segway.

 

[Cern]

I knock the chimpanzee off, steal the Segway, and ride into the distance.

You're stuck in cobwebs, falling into a pit of lava.

 

[fatmannumbah8]

I use fly hacks

 

[flyon21]

I kick you from the server

Lucario use Aura Sphere!

 

[jDude645]

Fist use face punch!

I shoot you with a bow.
Enchanted with Power X.
Off of a cliff.
Into a pool of lava.
And ignite TNT all over you.

 

[NorthStar]

I'm in godmode, suckers!

It is currently raining knives.

 

[Alloy]

I dodge all the knives
A hacking bacca joins the server and chases you the whole game with sprint haxs and a diamond sword.

 

[jDude645]

I use better hacks than the bacca and kill him.
You starve to death.

 

[Alloy]

Zietra Sponsors me a potato and i survive.
You get into a fist fight with LeafyGreenTea.