Survive the next user's attack!

[leMaCderp]

boo

 

[Professor Nub]

The viruses aren't harmful.

A bacca wants to give you a hug.

 

[47knight471]

It was a bacca in disguise, it was actually a narwhal.

You get fisted right off spawn by the only 2 narwhals and they will never stop chasing you.

 

[leMaCderp]

They can't flop on land. They eventually die on land.

I throw a Nokia on the next user.

 

[Boboaluitz]

My armor made of Nokias deflects the Nokia. Two Nokias is better than one.

A bunch of Canadians profusely apologize.

 

[47knight471]

They are mute.

I stab you with a knife.

 

[Claps]

It's a butter knife

You are forced to watch Miley Cyrus's VMA performance.

 

[Lively]

Imgur has dulled my senses to this, so it doesn't affect me.

Morgan Freeman starts shouting at you.

 

[leMaCderp]

I'm deaf.

The next user chokes on a banana.

 

[RC_4777]

I don't like bananas, so I wouldn't have eaten it in the first place!

FALCON PUNCH!!!

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

I duck

@jefeperro team with you.

 

[MyNameIsPreben]

I betray him

There is a team of 7 behind you