Survive the next user's attack!

[ulthar]

Backup Generator GG

I make you cri

 

[OnlyMathias]

I Haven't cried since I was 6.

Someone tied your Shoes together.

 

[MetagrossVSwablu]

I continue running around naked and glance at the shoes lying in the corner.
You fall into an open bottomless manhole.

 

[MyNameIsPreben]

I fight too Balrog and win.

A fat naked man is pooping on you (this is a strange one D: )

 

[leMaCderp]

I open my mouth wide...and vomit out the harmful acids that causes major skin damage on the mext user.
(It can kill you ;3)

 

[Boboaluitz]

Nothing a hazmat suit can't handle! (yours was really, really weird)

You are in a box made of bulletproof glass, you only have a couple breaths left of air...

 

[Ethan1126]

Oxygen tank FTW

You are about to be cut in half in a metal box by a crazy saw murderer

 

[jDude645]

I'm made of steel, so he can't cut me in half.
I create a supermassive black hole that engulfs the entire universe, and take the only space shuttle capable of traveling out of the universe.

 

[leMaCderp]

I like your imagination with those fancy space models.

A tree falls on the next user.

 

[Boboaluitz]

Luckily I'm made out of chainsaws, and I walk away in a dramatic cloud of woodchips.

My chainsaws detach while you're in a moving subway car with me.

 

[jDude645]

I kick the chainsaws to the next person. (Both defense and attack xD)

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I fire the chainsaws away with my ki.

I then fire my final Flash at you.