Wish Corrupter!

[Ember]

He wishes for your eternal suffering.

I wish I could report the above post.

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You manage to report it, but the report is ignored

I wish for something interesting to do.

 

[Uber_Fun_Time]

You contemplate every meaning of interesting.

I wish I wasn't a newb

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You become a non-newb but it's because you start hacking and get banned within an hour.

I wish there were no hackers on the servers.

 

[Uber_Fun_Time]

You become a non-newb but it's because you start hacking and get banned within an hour.

I wish there were no hackers on the servers.

Your wish is granted but there are only 3 people left on the server

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Your wish is granted but there are only 3 people left on the server

Lol Better than nothing
Make your own wish too though!

I wish Uber_ would make his wish

 

[Uber_Fun_Time]

I do but you won't like it

I wish Halfsquirrel is never allowed donor

 

[HalfSquirrel]

He isn't, but then the staff realizes it was unfair and I am allowed again.

 

[Uber_Fun_Time]

He isn't, but then the staff realizes it was unfair and I am allowed again.

You make a wish!

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Lol fail I forget a lot

I wish for a better wish making memory.

 

[toby22]

You get it, but then you slam your head on a pole and you get amnesia

I wish for nothing and everything

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get it but then you get something and nothing.

I wish.