It would have been nice if you had posted on the original post that the contest was over....but heres my entry anyway
Once upon a bird named Mike, there was a bird named Mike. He had a friend who liked to drop roses out of the sky. Their name was Yellow. They were named after the 3rd color of the rainbow, where Mike’s great-great-great aunt was from. She was a cloud. Mike has a friend named Jim who likes to eat RAM, 2GB sticks are his favorite. But, unfortunately he died because RAM is unsafe to eat. He passed on his love of RAM eating to his kids and their kids, which resulted in almost all of his family being wiped out due to the fact that RAM is unsafe to eat. However, his great-grandson did not die, and he became a mutant. He went into all the houses he could find, found their computers and ate it whole. This just made him stronger. The horses, who came into the city on July 1st, decided they needed to stop this mutant. They went to the nearest dry cleaner and borrowed their washing machines, dryers and ironing boards. They marched into the nearest park, where the mutant promptly ate them all. Not a single horse was spared that day. The mutant was growing larger and larger and larger and larger and larger and larger and larger. And larger. He marched to the Dell Headquarters and started eating the building. However, it was made out of rubber, and the mutant choked and turned to stone.. Joe the unicorn came and cried. Her tears revived the mutant, who became larger and larger and larger and larger. However, his appendix burst, and he fell to the ground, dead, but with the spirit of the Power Rangers still in him.
A new villain emerged from the bowels of the mutant...Windex man. Armed with blue spray, he won’t stop until all the planet’s windows are clean. The Ticonderoga pencil factory was his first target. However, the pencil cannon was ready. Firing lead at high speeds, the windex man didn’t stand a chance. His only way out was to warp out of the dimension.
“ERROR ERROR” were the words his left eyeball flashed, as he crashed through the earth into the lithosphere. Windex mixed with hot lava caused the middle of the earth to explode, leaving only a bird named Mike left. He flew and flew to another planet named 4. 4 was all snow, 6 feet above the ground, except on the highest mountain, where it was 7 feet above the ground. Mike decided that would be a warm place to live. That is, until the albino snow cats came out, breathing on everything they saw. They got to Mike and started breathing on him, until they realized he was immune to the effects of #SmellyBreath. #SmellyBreath had allowed the albino snow cats to rule 4 for millennia, and this was the first immunity they had seen. The albino snow cats were so in shock that Mike was immune to #SmellyBreath, that they spontaneously combusted. Victorious, Mike flew back to TheOriginalPlanet, where he found the Wonder Pets walking around, eating sushi with spoons, chanting that teamwork is gonna work.
“What’s gonna work? Teeeaamwork”
“What’s gonna work? Teeeaamwork”
Mike was so annoyed by this that he ate all the Wonder Pets. Not a single truck was driven that day. He flew around, searching for other signs of life. Finding nothing,Mike decided that he would have to explode in order to recreate life on the planet, but it did nothing. The moral of the story is to eat your vegetables with every meal.
That was worst day.
End.
