1,000 Invalid Reasons For Hacking

[CrimsonRed]

159. "I swear I only downloaded a hack when I was going 80 mph officer."

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

160) I was told that they improved gameplay....

 

[CrimsonRed]

161.) If I don't hack at 50mph the bus will explode.

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

162) It improved my fps...

 

[Beardy]

163. I swim/run this fast irl

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

164: This looks epic I won't get banned

 

[Beardy]

My friends call me a derp so why not?

 

[CrimsonRed]

166.) My son is kidnapped in Australia and given to the kidnapper's psychopathic neice. I need waterhacks to get there in a jiffy.

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

167: I think hacks are fair mah choice don't ban pls

 

[CrimsonRed]

168.) I need them to stop a train filled with explosives running into a town.

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

169) I'm sick so my gameplay is poor

 

[CrimsonRed]

170.) A robot from the future is out to kill me, and I suck at PvP.