Bad Joke Theater

[KingJr]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the thrills of thrills, Giggles of giggles, laughter from which children laugh at. THE BAD JOKE THEATER! Here is where we shall entertain you the audience with the most terrible, clever, and unique kind of jokes from all over the world! So share your jokes for the whole world to see, or read some of the jokes that others have posted and retell them to your friends convincing them you are a master of jokes. So what are you waiting for? LET THE JOKES BE UNLEASHED!

 

[MrMilkshake]

I used to be a joker until i took an arrow to a knee

 

[KingJr]

What did the Seahorse say to the whale? Ignore my longface, but it seems you have a problem? "Yes I do have a problem, I feel fat ;-;" Said the whale. "Well, that seems like a WHALE-of a problem" said the Seahorse. Hahaha...
Sorry for such a bad raw joke, I had just fished it out of the ocean hehehe.

 

[SabotageTheFool]

A bad raw fish joke? Shouldn't that be about sushi?

 

[loic1212]

What stands on the tombstone of a gamer?

~Game Over.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you yodeled!

 

[Torchy // aezlurr]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car??
"Get in the car."

 

[SabotageTheFool]

^Directely lifted from Anti-Joke >_<

Messaging and gaming. Respond and respawned.

 

[KingJr]

"It was KNIFE to meet you, are you okay? " - Person who stabbed someone
"Yes, I'm very, STABle. ;D" - Person who got stabbed
ZING~

 

[James.D]

Thought this was something that people might be interested in watching.

 

[toby22]

Lol I can't think of any jokes

 

[KingJr]

Lol I can't think of any jokes

LOL OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY. OR SHOULD I SAY "P"UNNY HEHEHEHE CX I'M DYING HERE <3