Bad Joke Theater

[KingJr]

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

 

[TheRandomMan1000]

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

"Ouch."

 

[SabotageTheFool]

What language do Penguins speak?
Fin-nish

What do they wear to the beach?

Beak-inis

 

[SilverJakler]

Courtesy of TerminalMontage, the man behind NoPUNintendo.

Check out his other stuff for even more PUNNY video game jokes (I can't get enough of these! :3)

 

[Rhino1928]

Notch is sooooooo fat, that when he goes to sleep. His stomach says.....Saving Chunks.

Jeb couldnt update the nether because he had no soul.

 

[ExKing]

ExKing is bad <-- VERY BAD JOKE

 

[toby22]

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He is a fun-gi(guy)

Hurhurhur

 

[soggypickle]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor!

 

[Gamer101luke]

What do your friends and snow have in common?

If you pee on Them they both disappear..... akward

 

[Stijn]

What do your friends and snow have in common?

If you pee on Them they both disappear..... akward

That awkward moment you write the word "awkward" wrong.

 

[SabotageTheFool]

That awkward moment you write the word "awkward" wrong.

That akward moment you write the word "akward" wrong

 

[Hend]

My teacher ask me what Instrument can I play I said I can play the KEYBOARD (get it computer keyboard xD this really happened)