best joke gets iron donor!!!

[cameron224]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little boy says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Its supposed to be a minecraft joke 1 try left

 

[_zeX99_]

Steve got a dig bick.........

I think that joke has already been said.

 

[evil_apan]

I think that joke has already been said.

yes it have sorry

 

[loic1212]

Can i axe you a question?

 

[WalkerRed]

What did the creeper say to Steve?
Nothing, it just blew up.

 

[WalkerRed]

i lost my joke isent even funny

 

[anatolifisher]

gold pickaxe doesn't mine faster :S

Yea it does

 

[d4rkyy]

Why creepers frown? Because they can't brag about there kill.

 

[Randard1200]

What did the skeleton say to the steve?
Cant Torch this!

 

[_zeX99_]

Yea it does

Fail.

 

[ShaunDepro]

You must really be a square if you have the time to come up with these jokes.
Haha, these are funny, I guess you all are a chip off the old block.

Here are mine. Combined my 2 post into one.

I saw those on the CraftedMovie forum

 

[Xx_Nuclear_xX]

Anyone wanna try the hot tub? tell me if its too warm