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Corniest Pick Up Line

Burningcupcakes

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Hi everyone. Today I just wanted to hear what your cheesiest pick up line was.

Heres mine:
Me: Why do you wear make.
Her: It makes me look prettier.
Me: You don't need it you look cute without it.
Or another one:
Im going to nickname you wifi because we have a great connection
 
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Scott

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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you?
 

Avesu

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Girl, if you were corn, I'd pick you first!
 

YourAverageTiger

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Did you come from a hive? because you are bee-utiful.


Hahahah that was bad lolno but anyways it was corny ^.^
 

SuperMCSam

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Are you made of Copper and Tellibrium (or whatever that metal is) cuz gurl, you're CuTe ;)
 

powdski

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You must be a baker because those are the biggest buns I've seen.
 

DarkraiM8

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do you play minecraft pvp?
cause I would like to slay dat booty
 

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