Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[The_Soy_Man]

I have 400 rockets in my rocket launcher

I pull out my dual fmg9's and come at you

 

[cheezstiks]

RIOT SHIELD TIME!

You die.

 

[Daalexantor]

I cannot Die. I am .... The Reaper.... The Grim Reaper.

I come after you.

 

[cheezstiks]

I turn invisible and hide like a wuss.

You lose any Godly or Satanic powers and die

 

[Daalexantor]

I has a 1up

Nine thousand Jedi's, with lightsabers fully drawn, attack you on lonely island surrounded by posionious water and sharks, while the death star fires on you, and speaking of you, you have nothing to defend your self

 

[cheezstiks]

Turn off TV and take out the Star Wars movie from my PS3.

2012

 

[James.D]

Realize it's fake and continue with my life.

I get on Minecraft and challenge you to a fight.

 

[cheezstiks]

Too Many Items, SPC, and creative mode.

Giant tidal wave. (If you use scuba gear the impct will break all of your bones, same with a submarine because I said so)

 

[Daalexantor]

Giant surf board. Kalabunga.

Giant billboard falls on you

 

[Hystericallify]

Giant truck gets in the way to save my life

100 Ghasts in the nether, your keyboard is broken, disconnect is broken, quit is broken and you have 1 fps, and your computer will blow up with force shut down.

 

[cheezstiks]

Throw crappy computer into giant pool of pudding and go buy a new one.

A team of elite hitmen are surrounding you with Spas-12's with incinderary ammunition and you have absolutely nothing, no powers, no IRL /god, no radio to call in the army, no shelter, no armor, no bullet proof vests, no fire proof suits, no weapon, NOTHING.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Right before they fire, I jump. They all kill each other

I send my Machamp at you