Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[Stijn]

My giant gnome army comes and blocks the fireballs while I call down an airstrike on them.

You are stuck in the desert that go's on forever, you will die of thirst in a day

A wild caravan appears, they will give me water.

You are stuck in the ocean and there is not a single ship within a radius of 1000 miles

 

[DannyDeeto]

I use my Mermaid-Like powers to call Aerial to come save me!

You are surrounded in a room and the walls are closing in

 

[Stijn]

I use my Mermaid-Like powers to call Aerial to come save me!

You are surrounded in a room and the walls are closing in

To bad the walls are made of cake.

I kick you out of the plane with a height of 5 miles while you are naked

 

[DannyDeeto]

I embrace my nakedness and then i cough up a parachute and live

U have been falling for 5 days and you are about to starve

 

[Stijn]

but then a flying pig appears, I ate it.

You are stuck on the northpole and can't move anymore because you're frozen

 

[DannyDeeto]

Acid rain comes down and melts the ice and i am immune to it so i dont get hurt

Poisen Poop is falling from the sky

 

[-DuderMaster111-]

I open my umbrella...

The creeper sleeps in your bed

 

[DannyDeeto]

I go all chuck norris on him!

Your house is filled with lava and burning

 

[-DuderMaster111-]

Use a mod not so haYour minecraft is hacked

 

[DannyDeeto]

Use a mod not so haYour minecraft is hacked

what?

 

[Daalexantor]

I get notch to use his ban hammer on the hacker and fix my account?

Giant bomb that turns biomes of any type into forests lands on you while you are stuck

 

[Pherrera]

No worry's the near by suicidal cow takes the hit for me.

A satellite is falling and is about to hit you, but you don't see it coming.