MCSG "Pun" Thread

[Bulla]

gj

I'll try to think of another.

 

[ThomasDoughnut]

I'll try to think of another.

glhf

 

[chockadlad]

I just Sneeze7d, can someone give me a tissue?

 

[Sneeze7]

I just Sneeze7d, can someone give me a tissue?

Youre just looking for a sneeze of attention.

 

[ulthar]

That's no newt newb, that's a Salamancer101

 

[Giggums]

Chuggaa would approve.

 

[chockadlad]

Better Sayf(isac) than sorry.

 

[NorthStar]

Not many of these seem very Fnny...(the3hd).

 

[ProHighJacker]

Do you NoahSailer that could lend me a hand on my boat?

 

[ThomasDoughnut]

Do you NoahSailer that could lend me a hand on my boat?

Damn I think this is worthy of number 1-3

Not many of these seem very Fnny...(the3hd).

Mehhhhh
Still think its quite good, worthy enough for top 10

 

[Lively]

Here, we see the remnants of a long lost civilization. They initially inhabited a region known as the "Red Forest," which was named for the colors you see during the fall. It is now a fallen empire, but at it's peak, it was a power to be reckoned with.

Before they set up their civilization as the powerhouse it became, they had to fight wyverns, demons, and dragons for control of the land. In the wake of those battles, they had to face solar eclipses that plunged the land into darkness for days at a time. During those times, Frost settled on everything and fire was one of the few means of survival. Slowly, they created their kingdom. They set up a Fortress and used it as their capitol. It would later be run by Baron Pyke in the great war for the throne.

They had many great artists and songwriters. One of their best known works is the Requiem of Origins. In this empire was a large ocean with island scattered about. Some were well known for supposedly having a hidden fortune. There was always a breeze, so sailers could get about quite easily. Education was important to the inhabitants of the empire. One of their most prestigious universities, located in a valley, is known throughout the world. During the holiday season, people would travel to their equivalent of resorts to relax. The landscape is beautiful. Lakes are scattered here and there. They reflect the moonlight in a beautiful fashion. Their religion was a compilation of multiple. They worshiped gods like Apollo, famous persons like Icarus, and great kings like Pharaoh KharMun of Rah.

Over time, they conquered lands in all directions. Their conquests ground to a halt when the reached multiple regions that were very dangerous. They sent an Elite team into the rugged landscape before them. They faced howling mountains, and treacherous heights. Many on the expedition died. Later teams would find their dry bones buried in shallow graves, and marked with crude wooden crosses.

One man returned from the original team. He had become a raving lunatic by something he had seen in his travels. He talked of a place where enormous monsters guarded a colossal fallen statue. He spoke of a futuristic city, run by an evil man named Rici Ava. According to his tales, they were so technologically advanced, they had over 9 bases on various extraterrestrial areas, including the moon. His tales were dismissed, and he was imprisoned as a madman.

Rici's armies swooped in a few days after the man returned. They had silently followed him for months as he travelled back. The civilization was destroyed in a matter of days. Mystics and prophets, who could sense destiny, shivered as they felt centuries of knowledge and art die. Thankfully, Rici knew the power of history and attempted to keep history of this proud empire.

It's not as much a pun, as it is a story using a lot of maps and build teams.
Things I couldn't fit in the story: SG1-5, Chernobyl 2015, SG Highway, and Team Swish. If I forgot anything else, feel free to tell me.

 

[agentkiller158]

I'm hungry. I can go for a SUBway sandwich.