Phoenix Airlines

[Billa]

Can I be that dirty kid that faps on the toilet? I mean, it's not illegal, just frowned upon.

 

[BetaPuffle]

The ultimate questions: do you sell muffins as a snack on the planes

 

[Professor Nub]

Dude I wanna be the guy that cleans the toilets pls

 

[Billa]

Dude I wanna be the guy that cleans the toilets pls

You'll only be cleaning semen..

 

[Professor Nub]

You'll only be cleaning semen..

DNA samples

 

[Noob_Out_Of_Disguise]

cn i b slutty hstess pls i can du wat i want giv me dress i increese sayl by 420.69%

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

can i be that guy that does loud, awkward farts and has everyone stare at him?

 

[AMooseMan3]

can i be that guy that does loud, awkward farts and has everyone stare at him?

no soz nick has that spot
i cri

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

no soz nick has that spot
i cri

b-b-b-but nick is pilot D:

 

[AMooseMan3]

b-b-b-but nick is pilot D:

Yes, but we had some complaints from passengers as he repeatedly left the cockpit and burpe in the faces of our First Class passengers. If we have an opening then I'll let you know.

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

Yes, but we had some complaints from passengers as he repeatedly left the cockpit and burpe in the faces of our First Class passengers. If we have an opening then I'll let you know.

k i'll take the role of samuel L. jackson i guess.

'Enough is ENOUGH! I've had it with these mother _______ snakes on this mother ______ plane! Everybody strap in! We're bout' to open some _______ windows.

 

[AMooseMan3]

It's stuff like this that makes me miss mcsg